loPEZ Dispenser

Well, my guy lost. Oh well. I’ve pondered the things I could do to cope with this loss. I think the most effective method is comedy. Then I stumbled upon this gem.

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

OBAMATRONS UNITE!!

“We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find they have Communism.”

- Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev, 1959